Posts by stan livedeath

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small coloured icons

by stan livedeath in

what are those very small coloured icons to the right of the length of time since the thread was started ?

stan livedeath

what are those very small coloured icons to the right of the length of time since the thread was started ?

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Shunning Disfellowshipped & Apostate family Members. Scriptural?

by objectivetruth in

anyone who is a witness or was previously a witness, is aware of the written & un-written rules concerning association with disfellowshipped family members.. there are a multitude of quotes through out the watchtower publications, but these 2 will suffice.. "are you proving yourself holy by not associating with family members or others who are disfellowshipped?

"the clear instruction in the bible is: avoid them.

that means that we have to stay away from them... the bible says that apostates are mentally diseased and that they use their teachings to make others think like them... what must we do to avoid false teachers?

stan livedeath

how many of that GB have children of their own ?

if any do---are those offspring in the cult ? if not--are they shunned ?

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Jehovah's Witness on BBC's Mastermind

by TableForOne in

his chosen subject is the history and teachings of jehovah's witnesses.. should be easy for him, right?.

test yourself, and see how many questions you think you would get right.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk96h31hrv4&list=uu3dufbynezv_mquvd1-hrfa.

tf1.

stan livedeath

i love his last answer--although i can imagine the word " bollocks" may not be understood everywhere. its the way he says it------- lol

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who's missing

by stan livedeath in

jw
friends

i havent seen keyser soze---?.

i know amelia ashton cant sign in.

.

stan livedeath

i havent seen Keyser Soze---?

i know Amelia Ashton cant sign in

who else ?

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WTF... what happened? or - I'm old and hate change

by undercover in

jw
friends

i leave you people alone for one holiday, and you go and change the whole dern place around.

i can't find anything, don't recognize anything, i'm lost... wait, i sound like my grandfather... .

why, would you look what you've done to the place.

stan livedeath

come on you old farts---get with the programme ( UK-English word )

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help You today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price of this Lovely bracelet?’

He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”